@DogDaddy Tweets Funny Anecdotes as an Obsessive Dog Owner

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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy Me: What's in your mouth?? My dog: @ArianaGrande Feb 27 Ariana Grande you'll never kno 10:31 PM Mar 17, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy Were debating switching doggy daycares to one that will take school photos. Since we only take 500 photos a day of our dogs. 9:34 PM Apr 15, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy Who the hell only spends $1000 a year on a dog? Michael Tiberi @michaelisbasic Jun 13 The average yearly cost of raising a child is $15,000+. The average yearly cost of raising a dog is $1,000. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 3:28 PM Jun 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 55 Likes 10 Retweets
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy Burnt dinner last night because my dog was being cute so I HAD to go get my camera and do a photo shoot. Worth it. 6:08 PM Feb 25, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy Top 5 jobs of 2019: 1. Stay at home dog mom 2. Professional dog cuddler 3. Dog park tug-of-war referee 4. Puppy nap time supervisor 5. Adoption center Chief Treat Officer 9:36 PM Aug 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 95 Likes 28 Retweets
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy Who the hell only spends $1000 a year on a dog? Michael Tiberi @michaelisbasic Jun 13 The average yearly cost of raising a child is $15,000+. The average yearly cost of raising a dog is $1,000. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 3:28 PM Jun 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 55 Likes 10 Retweets
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy To all the girls that didn't talk to me in high school no you may not pet my dog. 11:24 PM Dec 24, 2018 Twitter for iPhone
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    Companion dog - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy Well that escalated quickly 1:55 AM Jan 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy If you aren't texting photos of your dogs in shopping carts to your friends what ARE you doing 66% AT&T 11:20 AM E 2 People>
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy No one: Me: And here's 2300 photos of my dog sleeping 3:14 AM Apr 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 69 Likes 21 Retweets
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy My dog after barking at a snowman for 42 minutes. Ariana Grande @ArianaGrande Jan 31 guess it was all in my head 4:06 PM Feb 5, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy Planning a way to avoid being social and spending NYE on my couch with my dog. 5:24 PM Dec 31, 2018 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is: 1. More dogs 2. Pawternity leave 3. National No cats day 4. Tinder for dogs 5. And thicc puppies 5:22 PM Dec 20, 2018 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy A list of relatives I'll spend more than 2 minutes around on the holidays. 1. Their dogs 1:28 AM Nov 23, 2018 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy If you think I took over 200 photos of my dogs just because they were cuddling in a new spot you're absolutely right.
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    Text - Dog Daddy @dog_daddy Black Friday but lines of dogs waiting for me to pet them. 2:49 PM Nov 23, 2018 Twitter for iPhone
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